- We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
- Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
- Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Jesus loves you… everyone else think you’re an asshole…
- Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis…… ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry.
- Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!
- God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
- Why were males created before females? you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
- What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
- I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Patrick Abboud
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